My goal in life is to be like them.
Really it’s the high-five that seals it. That’s rhythm and being in sync with each other.
(via happierwithyou17)Source: drachenpfoten
One morning, I was awakened by a knock at the door. I rolled out of bed, threw a blanket over my shoulder because it was cold, and made my way to the front of the house. I opened the door and a very nice Mormon lady handed me a pamphlet and launched in to a well-rehearsed spiel about accepting jesus in to my life when she stopped mid sentence and gave me a peculiar look. I used this pause in her speech to politely decline her offer and wish her a pleasant morning. It wasn’t until I looked at what she handed me that I understood why I stopped her in her tracks and then proceeded to laugh for the next half hour by myself.
(via pleatedjeans)Source: keepmywhiskeyneat
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST
(via moistpits)Source: hummelsass
sometimes i just
i fucking can’t with you anymore tumblr
So how many of you would unfollow me if I made this my theme music.
yes just like
walk into a room and that starts playing
i’m this close of throwing up my breakfast oh goodness
are you ok
like actually what the fuck
(via cheerfullyinsane)Source: pert-lattimers